things you don't want to hear

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5) we have pepsi....

[Cyalaytr]

Im sorry that card is being declined do you have another one?


That isnt... it!!! (in a womans voice)


Umm ya Im pregnant and I think it is yours.


DO ya know why I pulled ya over...

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10) do you believe jesus walked the face of the earth?

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11) Jason....(accompanied by that look [img]wink.gif[/img] )

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12) *poof* (such a gay thing to say on the internet)

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13) well whatever

14) later

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15) just one more chance [img]mad.gif[/img] [img]mad.gif[/img]

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16) toots

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17) "Boy THIS hasnt ever been done before" Usually followed by a link to a bean scene thread

[Cyalaytr]

hi this is AT&T and we would like to tell you how to lower your phone rate plan.... BLAA BLAA BLAA BLAA BLAA BLAA without a pause in there for at least a good 3 solid minutes so you can tell them NO. I would have typed the rest but that is usually as far as i get before I give the phone to Evan. [img]biggrin.gif[/img]